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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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