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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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