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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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