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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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