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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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