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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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