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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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