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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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