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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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