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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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