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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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