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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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