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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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