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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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