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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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