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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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