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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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