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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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