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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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