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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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