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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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