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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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