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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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