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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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