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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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