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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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