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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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