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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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