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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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