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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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