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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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