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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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