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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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