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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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