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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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