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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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