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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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