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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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