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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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