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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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