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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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