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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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