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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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