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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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