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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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