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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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