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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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