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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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