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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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