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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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