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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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