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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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