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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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