Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.