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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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