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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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