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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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