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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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