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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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