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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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