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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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