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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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