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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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