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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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