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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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