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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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