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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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