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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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