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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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