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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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