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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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