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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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