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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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