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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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