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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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