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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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